Dr Pimps x-mas Greeting

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…greetings from the whole team, 2009 revenue – Now we have Souls

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The author team of DrPimpsLab – like to get to know you well

deadly-eve

deadly-eve

name: Deadly Eve
origign: Breeded in Transylvania by Dr. Pimp & Mother Earth
likes: Blond Hairdresses, mack 10s, Westcoast
dislikes: Household, Boring things like Dr. Pimp
race: Vampire
dreams: The perfect murder, chaos theory
attracted by: Sharpness, Reason and dawn good looking
X-Mas wish: Get stomped shootin or nothing bad at all and have a nice christian Christmas. Take care of the ones that are important for you.

mother-earth

mother-earth

name: Mother of Earth – Mother of it all
origign: Watch my name and leave no questions
likes: I´m the dark king mistress
dislikes: Puh don`t confront me with that
race: Mother
dreams: the harmony of chaos and reason
attracted by: Happy labby weekends
X-Mas wish: Nice and sensual Christmas for all of you – except that Dr. Pimp motherf★★k★r

dr-enrico-kokolores

dr-enrico-kokolores

name: Dr. Enrico Kokolores aka Dr. Love
origign: Hungarian, somewhere hungarian
likes: His weekly loveshow „Dr. Koko`s LoveLab“, admirerer of confusion
dislikes: reason
race: human, or something like that
dreams: neverending LoveLab harmony
attracted by: everything sexy
X-Mas wish: To all of you I will pray this x-mas for wonderful se★. and believe me … [interrupted by mother earth: hint from the authors]

general-yin-yang

general-yin-yang

name: General Yin Yang from the Yin Yang Police
origign: General Yin Yang from the Yin Yang Police…somewhere in the inspiring far east
likes: Tight Black leather,
dislikes: Superficial conversation
race: Far Eastern Human
dreams: the systematic slavery of human mankind
attracted by: Effectiveness of body and mind
X-Mas wish: Nice Greeting from the black & dark Yin Yang Police Forces

stinky-nic-nac

stinky-nic-nac

name: Stinky Nic Nac
origign: Kitchen of the Pimp Lab
likes: Tight Black king prawns (Very good for sexual behavior), Good smelling & good looking Women
dislikes: Lemon smell
race: Far Eastern Human
dreams: beeing captured and tortured by one of the Eve`s
attracted by: Effective (good looking) women
X-Mas wish: Hi Pals, this smeells goody and I get me bootet up for my X-mas party. You shuold do the same

dr-pimp-happy

dr-pimp-happy

name: Dr. Salvatorius Pimp
origign: Pimpslabmaster, Transylvanian Passenger
likes: Tight Black king prawns (Very good for sexual behavior), Good smelling & good looking Women, definetely all self created Eve`s, Science, Biology, Technique
dislikes: Unprofitable Work
race: Human
dreams: Ruling the better world
attracted by: Effective (good looking) women, Eve`s
X-Mas wish: Snowy happy X-Mas 2009

schneewitchen

schneewitchen

name: Schneewitchen
origign: Former scientistic artwork of Mother Earth, definetely not breeden in the Pimp Lab
likes: Mellow and mild young delicate human necks
dislikes: Zombie Dwarfs
race: Vampire
dreams: Once being queen of the world inheritating Mother Earth`s world
attracted by: look above
X-Mas wish: I will go and get me some man to lean on to after sucking somebody dry

kaker-lack

kaker-lack

name: Schneewitchen
origign: Former scientistic artwork of Mother Earth, definetely not breeden in the Pimp Lab
likes: a-bugs-death-drinks, cheese bread
dislikes: Cleaning up and serving
race: Roach Butler
dreams: More „a Bugs Death“-Drinks
attracted by: see above
X-Mas wish: Happy Cristmas to all my homie roaches!

dragon-eve

dragon-eve

name: Schneewitchen
origign: Former scientistic artwork of Mother Earth, definetely not breeden in the Pimp Lab
likes: dragons and her mistress, rainy days, the sky is the limit things
dislikes: Boredom
race: Dragon Vampire
dreams: Completely darkness – alone with her mistress
attracted by: my mistress
X-Mas wish: Live life in the fast lane! Happy and lucky X-Mas 2009

stinky-der-fingerling

stinky-der-fingerling

name: Stinky der Fingerling
origign: Forgotton in the mid century
likes: axe and roses
dislikes: Cleaning up and serving
race: Fingerling Zombie
dreams: Nice women, nice roses and somebody you can rely to
attracted by: Rose smell
X-Mas wish: It don`t make no sense to stir up the walls. Just go through to them.

tha-buccaneer

tha-buccaneer

name: Stinky der Fingerling
origign: Forgotton in the mid century
likes: Canon Ballz
dislikes: disadvantageous Canon Ballz Self Damage
race: Dwarf Pirate
dreams: neverending oldschool
attracted by: neverending oldschool boatdrive lessons
X-Mas wish: Me comes straight froom the water – I´m a water rat. Wish you good luck if you should ever watch into the barrel of my canon.

wherewolf

wherewolf

name: W(h)ere?Wolf
origign: Timberland
likes: Woods, Forrests, Nature things and stuff like that (yeah!), Eve`s
dislikes:Brain Damage
race: Werewolf of course
dreams: neverending trees
attracted by: s.a.
X-Mas wish: Happy Easter Weekend to all of you folks & stuff like that. Yeah! I gone get me some pussycat.

ratmann

ratmann

name: W(h)ere?Wolf
origign: Timberland
likes: Things other peole alredy said. I must truly confess, that I have no real own oppinion. But be can be sure for the fact that my name`s Ratmann.
dislikes:Rat experiments, although I joined a lot of that stuff, here in Dr. Pimp`s Lab […only for the sake of humanity emprovement: editorial annotation]
race: A Rat Man
dreams: neverending trees
attracted by: s.a.
X-Mas wish: Happy Easter Weekend to all of you folks & stuff like that. Yeah! I gone get me some pussycat.
Yeah I truly got no own oppinion.

The author team wishes all human and non-human a happy X-MAs 2009

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