Dr. Pimp to Mac Dre: I´m just not sure, which edition of the PimpSickMag this is. But I can tell ya fellas, it is one of the most curious imaginary interviews me and my team ever had. I´m 100%ty glad to present the laetest imaginary interview with one of the most famous Westside Rapstars. Please welcome the one and only Mac Dre on this weeks edition of the PimpSickMagazine. (Applause, Applause, frenetic Applause)
Dr. Pimp: I would like to ask you one question Mac Dre. Is it true that you will never leave this world. This form of living. I mean you seem to be already dead. Shot by a Playa Hater, but you still here in our hearts with your music (Dr. Pimp gets reasonable). Isn`t it hard to be captuzred in this live form? Please tell us all.
Mac Dre: Man I´m bigger than life. I do it magnum. I´m from the street where most need heat. Now I´m another man, I´m a rap star in another band. Still I can pill your cap back, but anything else? Not my job.
Dr. Pimp: I thing now everybody should watch your latest video. How did you get the idea for „Not my job – I think, I saw Will Hen on your video.
Mac Dre: Well he actually was. I colloberated with him before he moved to the South and joined „tha product“ together with Young Malice and Scarface. Come on Dr. Pimp, stop asking me silly questions. Let`s watch the video. Cause to my estimations and calculations I can`t wait. But anything else, not my job.
Dr. Pimp: Now let us come to the end. I´m a bit concerned and very sad about the fact, that a talented rapper like you, did never get the attention, he deserves. I think, your style revolutionized the hip hop scene. I think of „Boss Tycoon“, „Not my job“ and „I´m feelin`myself“ – I men these three songs really boosted gangsta rap to never known westside trippin. Mac you are real talented. I love your style. I pray every night, that you will rest in paradise and give of more of your talent. I hope that one day we sill find as much musical stuff. as we did, when 2Pac died. Thangs a lot.
(Never ending Applause again, and Applause again -more frenetic this time)
Mac Dre: Yeah. I hope so, too. Me and 2pac were talking very often about that here. I’m a sporco, and a sauncho…Always lookin’ out for Benny Blanco. So one day you will hear again from me. See me and my team, we a machine. Fuck with my mans, and I’ma have to intervene. Stay tuned.
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